HOA
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A Scripps Ranch mockumentary comedy

HOA

Neighborhood drama, measured in inches.

Mara just wants a livable home, Patrick wants every meeting to include snacks, and Cal is parked near La Jolla Shores with a family situation, an RV, and absolutely no patience for laminated bylaws.

Cold-open teaser A first-look preview of the neighborhood meltdown before the minutes are even approved.
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The Rules Are Real. The People Are Worse.

HOA lives in the tiny gap between legitimate grown-up problems and the kind of clipboard energy that turns a citrus planter into a municipal crisis.

Mara & Patrick

The emotional center: sharp, funny, over it. Patrick is the famous dog who knows every neighbor by snack density.

Cal At The Shores

A baby daddy in an RV at La Jolla Shores Park, carrying family weight and still finding time to roast the agenda.

The Board

People who believe a garage door color can destabilize civilization. They are not entirely wrong, which is the problem.

Episode Shelf

Static hosting is enough for now: scripts, posters, and finished video files can live here as the slate comes together.

Episode 01

Three Inches Too Joyful

A front-door planter, a measuring tape, and the first recorded instance of emotional landscaping.

Episode 02

Quiet Hours

The board debates dog barking, RV generator noise, and whether grief is technically a nuisance violation.

Episode 03

Welcome To Escrow

Every disclosure has a secret, every neighbor has a ring camera, and the minutes are somehow defamatory.