Mara & Patrick
The emotional center: sharp, funny, over it. Patrick is the famous dog who knows every neighbor by snack density.
A Scripps Ranch mockumentary comedy
Neighborhood drama, measured in inches.
Mara just wants a livable home, Patrick wants every meeting to include snacks, and Cal is parked near La Jolla Shores with a family situation, an RV, and absolutely no patience for laminated bylaws.
HOA lives in the tiny gap between legitimate grown-up problems and the kind of clipboard energy that turns a citrus planter into a municipal crisis.
The emotional center: sharp, funny, over it. Patrick is the famous dog who knows every neighbor by snack density.
A baby daddy in an RV at La Jolla Shores Park, carrying family weight and still finding time to roast the agenda.
People who believe a garage door color can destabilize civilization. They are not entirely wrong, which is the problem.
Static hosting is enough for now: scripts, posters, and finished video files can live here as the slate comes together.
A front-door planter, a measuring tape, and the first recorded instance of emotional landscaping.
The board debates dog barking, RV generator noise, and whether grief is technically a nuisance violation.
Every disclosure has a secret, every neighbor has a ring camera, and the minutes are somehow defamatory.